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  AGENDA ITEMS FOR THIS LAME DUCK PRESIDENT As this president nears what is the inevitable, White House staffers are undertaking a daunting task. They are to guide Trump to his promises and new proposals to serve his legacy. In his waning days, President, Donald Trump is expected to issue his final executive orders as follows.   Tariffs fail to hold China accountable for the inferior products they export to America. In rural Georgia a lone manufacturer utilizes trees indigenous to their State. They produce chopsticks; China considers as best in the world and imports billions each year. Trump is expected to order the company to intentionally export chopsticks made from inferior trees thus doomed to fail.  Order the Army Corps of Engineers to build an unscalable 12-foot wall enclosing Mar A Lago.  T he President is expected formally appeal to the PGA rules to include a weed-whacker to the official number of golf clubs.  Under the Emergency Power Productio...

COVID19 ASIDE, TRUMP WILL CAMPAIGN TOUTING JOB CREATION

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In New York, Workers digging Mass Graves for the COVID19 Unknown Dead "I ALONE CAN MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" EVEN IF IT KILLS A FEW THOUSAND PEOPLE Trump Memorial Day Tweet 8:18 a.m .: “TRANSITION TO GREATNESS! Get ready, it is already happening again!”  Our nation struggles and grieves the unacceptable number of COVID19 infections and deaths which places the United States as number one in the world. Donald Trump will continue to minimize his bungling and failure in leadership and tout an alternative truth. Millions are jobless, small business face closure and unemployment is at 20 percent and growing. However, do not be surprised when Trump turns his failure into success. As the Labor Department issues monthly job gains and the Trump administration will claim credit. Can you imagine the President pointing to growth in certain sectors of job creation? Imagine the Trump administration tweeting and blurt out how he is Making America Great A...

TALE OF THE TAPE: DONALD TRUMP vs. JAMES COMEY - WHO'S ON FIRST?

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Thursday, June 08, 2017   Trump & Comey Meet at Center Ring  In the event President Trump invites James Comey for a second dinner, who knows there, may be a confrontation. Here’s how they measure up. TALE OF THE TAPE DONALD TRUMP JAMES COMEY Age / Date of Birth 70 / June 14, 1946 56 / December 14, 1960 Height 6’ 2” 6’ 8” Weight 253 lbs 225 lbs Chest 44” Unknown Waist 38” Unknown Biceps 13” Unknown Body Type Average Trim / Fit Eye Color Blue Moss Green Hair Color Blonde (Light Brown) Brown Birthplace Queens, NY Yonkers, NY Residence Manhattan, NY Washington, DC Washington, DC Hometown: Allendale, NJ Ethnicity German/Scottish Irish Religion Presbyterian Bor...

TWITTER ANALYSIS:TWEETS GAIN POPULARITY Follow @deep_blue4

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TWITTER ANALYSIS: MY TWEETS GAIN POPULARITY FOLLOW ME @deep_blue4 YOU MAY MISS SOME ZINGERS: Will #HurricaneMatthew pound home to #Trump #Pence #Rubio #RickScott #Kochs #Ryan #McConnell that #ClimateChangeIsReal? OR YOU MAY LIKE @morningmika #morningjoe Ask Who is your favorite world leader? Answer: #PopeFrancisOfAleppo My personal favorite is How can #DonaldTrump deny #ClimateChange? It has already ruined his hair! OR, ...THIS ONE APPEARING HERE FOR FIRST TIME: #GovRickSnyder continues fight for #Flint #Michigan with press release #NASA confirms fresh water flows on today's #Mars Twitter Analytics are thorough. How thorough, about 105 pages worth. They break down demographics of those who lean toward interests and occupations. Interests examples and % of Audience Comedy (Movies & TV)    67% Music                     ...

UPDATE OF CANDIDATE SECURITY FITNESS - THE PSYCHIATRIC TOOLS TO DIAGNOSE DONALD TRUMP

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FORGET 50 TOP SECURITY EXPERTS - BEST SCHOOLS OF PSYCHIATRY DIAGNOSIS OF DONALD TRUMP "President Obama is the founder of Isis and Hillary Clinton a co-founder" - Rationale: SARCASM AUGUST 12, 2016 The top Schools of Psychiatry are now assessing the moods, behavior, thought process and outrageous public statements of Donald Trump. Faculty members from the Mayo Clinic, Boston University, Duke and the University of Michigan all conclude that Trump displays the "symptoms" of an assortment of mental illnesses as defined in the DSMIV. Of course, the top psychiatrists and psychotherapists did not have direct access to the subject for face-to-face assessments and testing due to  isolation and denial. Those close to the candidate may have witnessed some signs of instability but rather protect him than draw his ire. Within the psychiatric realm of study, doctors assess patients for signs of  major categories...

2014 EMMY & HEADLINER WINNERS

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DOES ART IMITATE THE REALITY IN THE WORLD? IN THE EVENT, You missed the EMMY Award show last night, you are in luck as I am going to list many of the main categories with the names of the winners.  In an effort to answer the question often posed to Producers, Actors, Directors, ... does the art in television and film imitate "life" or does "life" mirror all of the entertainment material that Hollywood may produce in a given year? EMMY Statute (replica, not actual size) As we are annually informed the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences somehow nominates and selects the categories and the nominees. After which comes the Vote which is monitored and tallied by a prestigious accounting firm. This year the task fell to the Congressional Budget Office. Unlike Television Academy - One Newsmaker Decides ENEMY awards photo by Gary Grzymkowski In addition, a list of those newsmakers and global events that have somewhat the same look, feel or serious tone ...